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i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

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exhists:

do old people masturbate

Who volunteers to ask them

• Inbox: (1)
• Me: hoe don't do it
• Message: hi how are you? Can I ask you a favor? I'm a video game developer and I was wondering if you could test out the game on my blog to make sure it works? It will only take you a few seconds. Thank you :)
• Me: oh my god

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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“Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

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