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iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning



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cockyhorror:

exhists:

do old people masturbate

Who volunteers to ask them

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  • Me: hoe don't do it
  • Message: hi how are you? Can I ask you a favor? I'm a video game developer and I was wondering if you could test out the game on my blog to make sure it works? It will only take you a few seconds. Thank you :)
  • Me: oh my god
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words-of-emotion:
“Words of emotion
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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

deadjosey:

“Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

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tattoosga:
“tattoos -
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